Kafkaesque

Regular price $15.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $15.00 USD
10 Free
Made in the USA
Vegan & cruelty free
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a portion of every order helps cats find their forever homes.

THE SHADE OF POETIC CHAOS.

i cannot make you understand. i cannot make anyone understand what’s happening inside me. but if you unspool this deep brown labyrinth–the perfect mix of the absurd, the surreal, and the mundane–you, too, may suddenly find your claws inexplicably transformed… what a delightfully nightmarish fate to condemn your paws to.


KAFKAESQUE is a deep brown creme lacquer. from the A TALE OF 5 LACQUERS SET.

application: a real smooth operator. while this creamy lacquer may dry smooth on its own,  we still recommend applying our MATTE MADE IN HELL or SPEED DEMON TOP COAT for a long-lasting finish.

storage: think of mooncat nail lacquers like vampires. they feel most at home in cool, dark places. store them accordingly to keep them looking and applying their best. lacquer exposed to too much heat or sunlight may change in color or consistency over time...and just have generally bad vibes.


size: 12ml

Butyl Acetate,ethyl Acetate,nitrocellulose,acetyl Tributyl Citrate,adipic Acid/neopentyl Glycol/trimellitic Anhydride Copolymer,isopropyl Alcohol,acid Yellow 23 Aluminum Lake,stearalkonium Bentonite,acrylates Copolymer,titanium Dioxide,styrene/acrylates Copolymer,barium Sulfate,silica,benzophenone-1,trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate,dimer Dilinoleyl Hydrogenated Rosinate,ferric Ammonium Ferrocyanide,diacetone Alcohol,phosphoric Acid,ci 15850 (Red 6),ci 77266 (Black 2)[nano],ci 77499 (Iron Oxides)

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02/03/2023
Kev
United States

Peaceful, Earthy, PERFECT!

Finally I have found my brown shade!! Bless mooncat! All other browns look too red against my skin.. this is a beautiful muddy earthy brown. Very calming to see on my nails. My first creme from Mooncat and im very pleased. Im so glad this is permanent! If you're thinking about it, do it. You need this earthy beauty in your collection!

J
02/04/2023
Julia
United States

Dark like my soul

I love shades that are so dark that they’re almost black so when I saw this, I knew I had to have it and it didn’t disappoint. It’s exactly what I wanted.

JW
02/04/2023
Jacquelyn W.
United States

Perfect brown

This color was in my first order in its perfect I only needed one coat for my perfect brown nails in is easily peel offed too I love it

P
02/10/2023
Paul
United States

Dark Chocolate dream

This brown is so beautiful and the crème is perfection. I just order two more from the collection!

A
02/11/2023
Ali
United States

I think it's time to finally leave a review.

This is the 7th color of Mooncat in 2 months. A lot of reviews mention that Mooncat is thicker than other nail polish brands, which makes sense as the pigment is so much richer than any I've used (yeah, even the brand you *swear by*). I am a healthcare professional and if my hands aren't in gloves then they are being washed. Unfortunately, no nail polish can last super long in this setting, but Mooncat lasts up to 4 days for me (base coat, pigment, top coat). It won't chip, it peels, so that you notice it and can peel that nail clean off without taking off the top layer of the nail. Finally, I bump my freshly painted nails all the time and tonight I messed one up about 10 min post top coat. I massaged the area SUPER gently (ymmv!) and it looks seamless now. There are some micro bubbles, but they're really only noticeable to you. Also tip: warm up the bottle in your hands for 15 min before and then the laquer will be much easier to manipulate. Gorgeous shades, collections, names, and the packaging is everything - Mooncat's definitely the lushest formula to paint your claws with. I'm in deep love. 10/10.